Happy Birthday, Tiffany

Happy Birthday
For my cousin
From the Windy City
They named her Tiffany
So, that's what we all call her
(What else would we possibly call her?)

And, that's all the lyrics I have right now

(Happy Birthday)
To my cousin Tiffany

From the Windy City
They named her Tiffany
They named her Tiffany

So, that's what we all call her
(What else would we possibly call her?)
Happy Birthday
Tiffany

And (that's all the lyrics I have right now)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TIFFANY
That’s what we all call her

What else would you possibly call her?
TIFF?
TIFFY?
Fanny?

The chance that I’ll finish this song
Are pretty much zero to none
So far, it’s all from the top of my head
I should’ve emailed a card instead

To Shannon and Ashley and Brandy I say
I won’t attempt this on either of your birthdays
(It’s a lot)
(It’s a bit much)
Only time can tell
Maybe I’ll give it a shot

(But for now)
Happy Birthday, Tiffany.