FU, MICHELLE

You know he'd gladly write your song
(Bah dah dah dah dah dah da)
But just because he has a dong
(ding ding da ding ding dong)
You don't think he'd get it right
(You don't think he'd get it right)

Hyperfocused on this penis tip
No pun intended (but yeah, it is)
Biting down HARD on my lip
Fuck you, Michelle (Oh hell)
I let that slip

Chorus
You and your classes
Can kiss my collective asses
Assimilation
Aspiration
Asphyxiation
Association
Assentation

(Fuck you, Michelle)

Fuck You and your nerdy ass class
Not another word about intestinal gas
And the foods that bring it about.
Or the reason farts come out.

Chorus
Biting down HARD on my lip
Fuck you, Michelle (Oh hell)
I let that slip

You and your nerdy ass class
Can kiss my sorry ass

Fuck you, Michelle
(I love you so)
Fuck you, Michelle
Fuck you
Fuck you, Michelle (I love you so)

(I love you so)
(I love you so)
(I love you so)
But fuck you
(NO PUN INTENDED FOR REAL THIS TIME)

Fuck you
Fuck you, Michelle (I love you so)
Fuck you, Michelle (I love you so)

You know he'd gladly write your fucking song
(Bah dah dah dah dah dah da)
But just because he has an enormous dong
(ding ding da ding ding dong)
You don't think he'd get it right
But, I think he just might

Fuck you

Nate says (HELLO)
I LOVE YOU, Sooo